After much speculation, SPC revealed that Migos will not be performing at Dooley’s Ball. This announcement comes as a disappointment to many Emory students. Students were astonished that SPC actually booked a popular act, something unheard since the November 1988…
The Emory Spoke
The Gurbani Singh SGA presidential campaign was rocked by scandal yesterday as it was revealed that her running mate Natasha Armstrong knowingly plagiarized large sections of the Singh’s 2016 VP platform. Singh, a long-serving establishment SGA politician, was formerly the…
According to sources at the Goizueta Business School, Lindsey Ackerson was shocked to discover that her new startup mobile app “eBae” was being used for prostitution. Ackerson sat down with the Spoke to explain what happened. “I was thinking ‘people…
From Flickr.com After watching Beauty and the Beast for the second time around, being much older this time, I have come to understand Belle’s decision to forgo a fool for fur. Gaston is essentially the equivalent of a hybrid frat boy/…



