Despite the comforting fantasy of finally ditching your hometown newspaper for a collegiate publication with thoughtful pieces from unique students and quirky professors, the modern college journalism experience boils down to one unromantic transaction — the switch from provincial local…
The Emory Spoke
The recent torrential downpours reportedly created consternation within the student body. Jackson Wimp, a second year student from Merrick, New York, claimed last week that he “did not come to Emory for this shit.” The comment comes after a series…
TEDx, a company known for philosophical and sincere presentations, is coming to Emory. Even if you are a characterless, bland, good-for-nothing potato, you can give a unique TED Talk. To give you some inspiration, we at the Emory Spoke, have…
Allen Huckabee, local con artist, said Thursday morning that he was looking forward to an early retirement in absolute luxury, “cruising the Caribbean,” as he put it. “I got my first taste of crime when I was an Emory student…


