The Emory Spoke
Emory’s chapter of The Emory Wheel (ΔIK) is under investigation by the Office of Student Conduct due to allegations of hazing, Director of Student Conduct Jane Thompson wrote in a Feb. 8 email to the Wheel. Thompson declined to provide…
DeKalb county animal control has cautioned all Emory students to avoid the WoodPEC due to a massive gym rat infestation. “I’ve never seen this bad of an infestation at a division three school,” Sheriff Colton reports. Animal control predicts the…
*Disaster Artist spoilers ahead but keep reading if you want, don’t be a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep* As spring semester finally starts after being delayed by *severe* weather, students are returning to campus invigorated with the power of half-hearted…