DeKalb county animal control has cautioned all Emory students to avoid the WoodPEC due to a massive gym rat infestation. “I’ve never seen this bad of an infestation at a division three school,” Sheriff Colton reports. Animal control predicts the…
The Emory Spoke
*Disaster Artist spoilers ahead but keep reading if you want, don’t be a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep* As spring semester finally starts after being delayed by *severe* weather, students are returning to campus invigorated with the power of half-hearted…
As the snow blanketed the metro Atlanta area, executives from the Coca-Cola Company scrambled to quickly write, edit, and record a new commercial featuring their iconic scarf-wearing polar bear. Unlike the usual commercials with snow, this one will be live…
The holiday season can be a tough time for finding the right gift that says “I really get you” and “I didn’t just put this together last minute by re-gifting something from a secret Santa party two years ago”. Gifting…




