Sunday morning after the Student Activities Fair on Saturday, September 1st, 2018, Jacob Shipley reported a flooded inbox, after apparently receiving an email from every club at Emory University. Shipley describes that, on Sunday morning at approximately 11:00 am, he…
The Emory Spoke
As Emory students from across the globe migrate back to campus, a new flock of baby eagles are getting oriented and overly enthused, aroused and unnecessarily herded. Last week at move-in, they were pushed out of the high school nest…
During Dooley’s week, Emory’s superior mascot seemed to be capable of shape shifting from day to day, leading many students to believe that Dooley is multiple students. Meanwhile, Sophomore Melanie Jefferson has a different take on this matter. As…
After an extensive meta-analysis of the population, researchers over at Emory University’s very own Woodruff Library have concluded that the striking predictor for a straight man’s sexual activity is not in fact fitness nor gorgeous Patrick Dempsey hair. Instead, primary…