In a shocking letter, the Defense of the Underage Collegiate and Honorably Educated (DOUCHE) petitioned Emory’s president Greg Fenves that the Kappa Sigma Fraternity chapter did not violate the open expression policy for being “generally bad guys and asshole-y.” DOUCHE…
The Emory Spoke
Listen, I hear your clamoring and your constant questions. You’re all saying, “There’s something wrong with you! What’s wrong with you?! You should get help!” I get what you mean: I’m ironically detached, I have an off-putting energy, I sleep…
We are writing this apology from a place of deep reflection and remorse. It has come to our attention (through Fizz) that the Emory community has become aware of an unfortunate misunderstanding at our St. Patty’s Day Darty. First…
While we may be Emory’s largest comedy publication, we wanted to discuss something more sinister and scary for once. No, it’s not the rejected writer applications; it’s director, writer, and producer Ryan Coogler’s new period supernatural horror film coming to…

