In an effort to production time and reduce costs, the Emory Wheel has made the decision to replace all writers with a room full of chimpanzees pounding on keyboards in the National Yerkes Primate Center. While the change left several…
The Emory Spoke
Every semester, dozens of young and promising future drug addicts decide to “unleash their potential” and rush AKPsi. For the pledges this means constantly wearing a suit and pin around campus (for some reason). But, for the rest of the…
Aries (March 21 – April 20) Halloween may be fun, but maybe this year turn it down a notch ok? We wouldn’t want a repeat of when you chugged the entire bottle of Fireball, screamed “I’m Charizard bitcheeeees,” and fell…
Gone are the days of bike cops chasing suspects on foot throughout campus à-la 21 Jump Street. We have now entered the age of electric scooters. These wonderful devices were available for all to use, that is until Emory imposed…