After the struggle to find a non-controversial host for the 91st Academy Awards, there was only one who didn’t have any skeletons hiding in her closet— because she was one. Lady Dooley is practically gender fluid, has no race, and…
The Emory Spoke
Mr. Loo, In response to your article “Student shit’s on dooley statue,” you are correct that my client, Ben Dover, was arrested by the Emory University Police Department for defecating on the statue. While you took the time to recite…
By Rasheet Loo At approximately 2:13 AM on February 20th, an EMS member received a phone call regarding “a man defecating on Dooley,” according to the EMS incident report. As EMS approached the scene of the deuce, they were shocked…
Pressured to show their new pledges just how soulless they really are, Emory’s Alpha Kappa Psi business fraternity recently decided to elaborate on their classic hazing with a day-long mandatory speaking engagement for their pledges, featuring some of the most…