DECEMBER 11, 2019—On what is clearly stated as Reading Day in the Emory 2019 Course Schedule, there have been multiple reports of professors holding “review sessions” at the same time and location at which their classes have been held all…
The Emory Spoke
When they ask what you need help with, be as vague as possible and say things like “I just want to see if this flows” or “read my entire ten page paper and make sure my commas are ok.” …
The Cox Dining Hall workers watched in awe as Sophomore Julia Garfield walked up to Freshens and bought a grilled chicken salad and a smoothie. What would normally be considered a nutritious and respectable choice during the semester, is now…
At 8:30 in the morning, early rising Emory students trudge through the DUC (I’m not fucking calling it the DCT, sorry freshmen) for the notorious best meal of “DUC Breakfast.” Which translates roughly to scrambled eggs that are mysteriously served…