The Emory Spoke

After Cooking Club president Kelsey discovered her members were wasting ingredients making “low-grade food porn” after hours, she decided to teach them a lesson about how valuable the ingredients are. Thus, the Flour Baby Assignment was revived. Though typically used…

After donating upwards of $500,000 to get his underachieving Fortnite grandson into college, one Mr. Ely Callaway decided to visit Emory’s campus to see where his money went. As he admired the Callaway building, named in his honor, he spotted…

Everybody loves a good April Fools’ joke, right? Everybody except for two Roman soldiers who found themselves without a job after being tasked to guard a 33-year-old hippie from Bethlehem. “I had already fallen for the old ‘Look, there’s a…