I’m sure you’ve heard over the past couple of days about a piece of legislation I’ve introduced in order to limit the social media platform “Yik Yak” on Emory’s wifi. Some people say that this censorship oversteps the bounds of…
The Emory Spoke
With the decisiveness of a Russian execution, the first Chemistry 141 examination delivered a crushing blow to the morale, pre-med overpopulation, and future annual income projections for the class of 2018. Figures obtained by Spoke reporters indicate that freshman socialization…
Things turned south for freshman roommates Alex Samuels and Josh Hapler, as well as Jesus, Lamb of God, when Samuels accidentally walked in on a compromised Halper while the Great Reclaimer watched from the heavens. According to the official report…
