Let’s face it — No one likes to deal with financial aid. Not even financial aid officers like to deal with financial aid. Do you think that they even wanted to be financial aid officers? Of course not. Their hopes…
The Emory Spoke
ATLANTA – In light of recent events surrounding police violence around America, Emory’s police chief reassured the community that his office is “just a bunch of regular joes, who just happen to possess the power to take life with impunity”.…
The Spoke: A History of Emory
In a press conference this past week, Emory University officials announced that all toilet paper currently being used on campus will be upgraded to a 60-grit sandpaper. After a survey showing student rectal satisfaction at a record low, followed by…




