This report is brought to you by Vize Magazine. It’s dark, wherever we are. I can hardly see my hand in front of my face, let alone where I’m going. As I cautiously shuffle one foot in front of the…
The Emory Spoke
In a recent interview, Chemistry professor Dr. Richard Hertz told Spoke reporters that he has recently attempted to boost his Rate My Professors score using the only power God gave him – a sensual touch. “From the first day I…
A group of students were unable to decide where to eat, and have now resorted to the consult of yelp reviewer Marianna Young from Madison, Wisconsin. Mrs. Young, whose has a lifetime of experience in eating, offered sage advice to…
Jake Luskey was a proud Goizueta student with a finance concentration before he got his kitten, Perry. Perry melted Jake’s frozen heart the first time they met. “A guy was selling a litter of kittens out of a box on…