As the fourteenth of February approaches, DUC Mail Center staff have reported to the Spoke that it has received an unusually large number of the number of “mysterious, buzzing, and aggressive” packages. Early in the morning of February 13th, the…
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HOST: Jenn DATE: Friday, Pre-Mags. ACTIVITIES: Beer Pong (x2), Bong Rip (x1), PBR (x4) TIME: 11:25PM BLACKOUT?: No MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT: Kanye West, Disclosure (Latch only), 45 minute Pop-punk-blues themed Kygo remix. CONSUMED AFTER, DURING: Dominoes Pizza (Medium) The gathering was…

Commentary: I Really Hope This Internal Monologue is Actually Internal- Person Walking Alongside You
Gee, I really hope this internal monologue is actually internal. It’s not like it would be the first time I’ve been caught thinking out loud, but I’ve never had a monologue drag on this long, and I can not remember…
It seems like during finals season, everything is miserable; freshmen suffer nervous breakdowns coming to terms with the crushing weight of college academics; pre-medicine students have lost their voices from complaining about their course-load, and the Sigma Nu fraternity is…