“So this is how I die. Not of old age, surrounded by loved ones. Not falling down the stairs of the DUC. Not even at the hands of Mulford’s next chemistry test. No, I die here, freezing, in the middle…
Posts published in “Talk of the Town”
As the fourteenth of February approaches, DUC Mail Center staff have reported to the Spoke that it has received an unusually large number of the number of “mysterious, buzzing, and aggressive” packages. Early in the morning of February 13th, the…
HOST: Jenn DATE: Friday, Pre-Mags. ACTIVITIES: Beer Pong (x2), Bong Rip (x1), PBR (x4) TIME: 11:25PM BLACKOUT?: No MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT: Kanye West, Disclosure (Latch only), 45 minute Pop-punk-blues themed Kygo remix. CONSUMED AFTER, DURING: Dominoes Pizza (Medium) The gathering was…
Commentary: I Really Hope This Internal Monologue is Actually Internal- Person Walking Alongside You
Commentary: I Really Hope This Internal Monologue is Actually Internal- Person Walking Alongside You
Gee, I really hope this internal monologue is actually internal. It’s not like it would be the first time I’ve been caught thinking out loud, but I’ve never had a monologue drag on this long, and I can not remember…