Oh man, I am screwed. I have a fifteen page paper due tomorrow for Russian Literature, and I just saw a book get up off the shelf and walk away. Looking back, I think I can trace the source of…
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The Emory Spoke Disorientation
In response to a group of concerned students upset with chalk that expressed support for the popular Republican candidate Donald Trump, the university vowed to track down the perpetrators, and everyone else who might have previously shared a maladjusted, terse…
According to numerous sources within Dobbs Hall, Emory freshman and once-ardent conservative Toby Jenkins came out as a “bleeding heart liberal” on Thanksgiving, just in time to alienate parents and relatives eating dinner in front of their framed portrait of…