This morning, the DCT was especially somber as cooks trudged in, weary-eyed and battered from catering to the whims of every hungry student who came their way. Some gasped as one of their ranks fell to the ground from sheer…
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The Emory Spoke received news of an incident that occurred in an on-campus bathroom late last night. While in an adjacent stall, an anonymous witness claimed to hear a clear violation of the Emory Crisis Helpline. “I was just trying…
The first few weeks of the new school year have quickly come and gone, and students living on campus have finally settled into their new dorms. The alcohol is sitting in the Emory-approved Microfridge, the whiteboard that hangs on that…