Thanksgiving is quickly approaching, which means internship season has officially begun. Goizuetta students are once again scrambling to find old white men to serve coffee to this summer. As most Emory students know, these old white men are extremely picky…
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Liberal Southern Men What better way to pay homage to all of the Southern Tide-wearing, Obama-voting men who walk our dear campus so then naming Emory’s largest residence hall after them. Clearly the best dorm on campus, LSM…
It was a sad day for Emory Caucasian Hailey Schwartz when she got stir fry at the DCT for the first time and witnessed in horror that the chefs didn’t do any tricks while preparing her food. It was bewildering…
There was widespread shock when the swim team first stepped into the newly erected Dobbs Common Table and observed the seating available, sources close to the situation confirmed. Swim team captain Jake Kuraly (19C, 6′ 5″) sent a letter this…