During Dooley’s week, Emory’s superior mascot seemed to be capable of shape shifting from day to day, leading many students to believe that Dooley is multiple students. Meanwhile, Sophomore Melanie Jefferson has a different take on this matter. As…
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After an extensive meta-analysis of the population, researchers over at Emory University’s very own Woodruff Library have concluded that the striking predictor for a straight man’s sexual activity is not in fact fitness nor gorgeous Patrick Dempsey hair. Instead, primary…
It’s no secret that we all love Blue Donkey. It’s the highlight of the farmers market and the lifeblood coursing through our veins each Tuesday. But what is it, exactly, that makes these flavors so unique? ORIGINAL Made from the…
Inspired by the latest Wheel Op-Ed, I decided it’s about time someone addressed cancer in a realistic manner. Cancer is inevitable in our society and there is very little we can do to stop it. Prevention efforts can only do…




