Gregory Saleh made a splash this week when he arrived to a campus costume party dressed as himself, but drunk. Early in the festivities there were false reports that Saleh was dressed as that guy from Remember the Titans, that…
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The Stacks – According to sources close to the student, freshman John Bollinger is reportedly spending valuable, unrecoverable hours of his life studying for Health 100’s new midterm. Bollinger, like all humans, will eventually reach a time where he will…
What? No, I’m Not Drunk! Excuse me, what? No, I am not drunk, Chelsea! How could I possibly be drunk right now, I’ve barely even had a drink all night! Wow. I finally express my love for you, and the…
Emory senior Zach O’Connor confirmed yesterday that he plans to start his final year of college off strongly before collapsing into a state of crushing apathy. O’Connor has reportedly already purchased all of his books, even the ones not yet used…