CVS announced today that they will cease all tobacco sales starting October 1st. What do you think? “And thus, one tobacco empire falls in the village and another rises in the east at Chevronalds.” – Chad Weiss, College Freshman “They’re…
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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN- After local father and miserable cretin James O’Donoghue again refused to buy a PS4 gaming system for his son this Christmas, God commanded the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to visit the churlish tightwad Mr.…
The Student Government Association announced today that they will be assisting students in getting to the airport by providing free, one way MARTA passes. What do you think? “Can I get a free hug goodbye as well?” “Marta? Is that…
In reference to this wonderful editorial (first edition). Transcript: Oh! I didn’t see you there! I was just finishing reading the last of Kappa Sigma’s first edition leatherbound Tolstoy collection. Anna Karenina never gets old, when in its native…