Earlier today, Emory’s emergency notification system sent students a warning message that there is a strong probability their existence is meaningless. Images of Edvard Munch’s The Scream and a Mandala sand painting were posted on the Emory Office of Critical…
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Emory senior Zach O’Connor confirmed yesterday that he plans to start his final year of college off strongly before collapsing into a state of crushing apathy. O’Connor has reportedly already purchased all of his books, even the ones not yet used…
Election season is heating up on the Emory campus with a hotly contested race for all 862 bureaucratic seats. The elections are an important force on campus, as they determine whose resume will be sufficiently padded for various internships. President…
Richmond, VA- A summer intern floored New Horizon Realty’s CEO, as well as the entire accounting department with what her four co-workers confirmed to be a “serious cup of joe.” While the Emory student’s internship ended several weeks ago, rumors…