Emergency personnel responded to a call from Harris Hall this morning concerning a devastating inferno ignited by the Druid Hills flame warlock, Ghur’moth. Several witnesses reported that Ghur’moth shouted, “Mortals! Tremble before me as I incinerate this residence hall with…
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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN- After local father and miserable cretin James O’Donoghue again refused to buy a PS4 gaming system for his son this Christmas, God commanded the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to visit the churlish tightwad Mr.…
The Student Government Association announced today that they will be assisting students in getting to the airport by providing free, one way MARTA passes. What do you think? “Can I get a free hug goodbye as well?” “Marta? Is that…