ATLANTA – In light of recent events surrounding police violence around America, Emory’s police chief reassured the community that his office is “just a bunch of regular joes, who just happen to possess the power to take life with impunity”.…
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In a press conference this past week, Emory University officials announced that all toilet paper currently being used on campus will be upgraded to a 60-grit sandpaper. After a survey showing student rectal satisfaction at a record low, followed by…
It was a sight to behold Friday night as upwards of six or seven Dobbs freshmen were out in force to shame starting point guard Tim Robbins after abandoning his native hall earlier that morning. Pitching up the jersey on…
At the rising of the sun on the Day of a Thousand Withdrawals, chieftain of the human city of Emory, James Wagner, released the mighty dragon that has slumbered in the Cox Hall clock tower since the battle of Fur’Grad…