Edgar Lullbish used to listen to Pinkerton while he fantasized about the Japanese girls in his orientation group and cutting their hair to weave into a Pantene-scented shirt to wear under all his nightclothes. Best known as the “village creep”…
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Sources report a fire broke out around 6:00pm on the second floor of the WoodPEC during a weekly Zumba class this Monday. Officials say this was a standard electrical fire, but we have reason to believe this was an inside…
Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…
Students in the Goizueta Business School were informed via email Monday that they had potentially come into contact with another student who was infected with tuberculosis. After hundreds of google searches such as “what is tuberculosis,” or “tuberculosis symptoms and…