In a fuck-up comparable only to the Great Reply-All E-mail Chain of 2019, the College of Arts and Sciences mistakenly e-mailed a list of courses that were not approved for instruction for the Spring 2022 semester to the entire undergraduate…
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It was July 28th, the day of the bar exam, and Judy Schul was ready. A lifelong overachiever with a knack for argument, it seemed as though the bar would be a piece of cake. There was just one problem,…
“Hey, it’s Swoop. Swoop the Eagle. Don’t adjust your… whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get some Blue Donkey. Settle in. Because I’m…
Kids who didn’t get enough attention from their parents growing up have been reeling this week, as accusations arose of fraudulence and code violations in the Emory SGA elections. One candidate for SGA president has accused several other candidates for…