The CDC sent out a medical emergency warning to the entire Emory listserv alerting the community about a new contagious outbreak of what is colloquially known as “hickeys.” The early stages of the pandemic recently went unnoticed thanks to large…
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Emory Emergency Medical Services and Conduct Council recently announced that they plan to fully introduce a new “Pool Your Ride” option by Thanksgiving. The service hopes to remove the financial punishment of not handling one’s liquor and needing EMS on…
An audit in Core Issues in Global Health left Randy the Roach reeling from the obvious lack of cockroach community support in the university. An unsuspecting Randy was shocked at the barrage of discriminatory, one-dimensional portrayals of roaches’ historical roles…
With the increasing competition amongst colleges to create the illusion of financial appeal, the Office of Financial Aid has introduced a new tuition payment plan that will allow students to give up their organs to the University Hospital in…