Local Goizueta applicant Andrew Bershmeir’s hopes were dashed early last Sunday upon learning that he was not accepted to Emory’s prestigious BBA program, irreparably crushing his dream of one day happily filling out various notarized forms for the regional accounting…
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Looking to satisfy investors and maximize profits, Yik Yak has recently released a 99 cent premium version of their app, allowing users to get a clear view of the tears streaming down the faces of those their posts offend. The…
Gingerly removing Tostito™ chips from his navel, Goizueta Senior Jacob Washburn woke up this morning to discover that he had drunkenly emailed his resume to the professional service firm Deloitte. Jacob knew something was amiss when he saw a message…
In the aftermath of Thursday’s announcement that the Emory Village mainstay, Everybody’s Pizza, would be closing, documents emerged indicating that the restaurant would be replaced by yet another Starbucks. These documents, obtained by The Spoke from an unnamed barista, reveal…