This week, the CLC team is working on schedule to keep building shit. None of you nerds know exactly what they’re building or the process they are using to build it, so I’m not going to explain it to you. You won’t get it. I don’t get it. I know none of you fuckers read this anyway.
The noisy loud thing that was supposed to take place on Wednesday, February 28th at 4am is rescheduled for Wednesday, March 7th at 4am. This week’s scheduled noise will be several construction workers smashing pots & pans together in the center of the construction site so that you little snobs can learn what it’s like to have to wake up at 3 am every goddamn day. CLC Project Head Kyle is bringing his Wok and a fireplace poker. That shit is going to be so loud.
The university apologizes that this week’s noise had to be postponed. The “I ain’t got no sleep cause of y’all! Y’all not gonna get no sleep cause of me!” lady was scheduled to lead the construction workers in this week’s noise, but unfortunately had to cancel because “what the hell is Emory?”
If any of you children even attempt to jump over the fence into the site whilst embarrassingly drunk this weekend, I will seriously call the Atlanta PD on your asses. No, not the EPD, those glorified mall cops, but the actual Atlanta Police Department. Have fun explaining that to your parents. Listen, I too, have jumped into the construction site while drunk once. It’s not that great. It’s just a lot of dirt and some poles. Don’t you dare do it.
Question of the week
Q: Does your husband still love you, you little garbage baby?
A: Not even a little. I asked this to myself. No one ever asks me anything about this bland ass construction site. Not even my trash husband.
On behalf of the CLC Team, we appreciate your cooperation as we build the Campus Life Center!
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