To combat low recruitment numbers, sororities introduce “Sister Sims”: the AI Srat Girls you never knew you needed

With COVID-19 eliminating Greek Life’s ability to host in-person events (wink wink), and an upsurge in conversations about the institution’s racist history on the rise, it’s no wonder that fewer folks rushed this year than ever before, and more active members dropped. This was felt especially hard in Emory’s sororities, many of whom are opening their doors to open bidding for the first time in recent years. And especially concerning for organizations that pride themselves on being #toptier — Emory sororities are risking perhaps the worst fate to befall a Greek institution: trading in their exclusive label for *I’m gagging * being “inclusive.”

Luckily, some #girlboss #girlswhocode sisters came up with the best possible solution: Sister Sims! These virtual sisters are not only programmed to exemplify each chapter’s individual values — be they remembering to each or navigate their way around the virtual lodge — but they’re also sure to raise the reputation of the chapter (very Ravasheen!). And what’s more: with sister sims, no freshman weirdo will possibly be able to get a bid this year, making active members all the more elite. Yeah — maybe you wouldn’t have had a chance getting into your organization at UGA — but you know what? With sister sims, Emory Greek life is ooh be gah.

Good luck overcharging them for dues though lmao.