Op Ed: Greg is a Carrie
By Spoke EIC
As the days get shorter and the nights get longer, I find myself watching more and more Sex and The City and wondering if it’s...
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Op-Ed: Take Off Your Pants
By Spoke EIC
Let me preface this with three simple words: I HATE PANTS. Any true Southerner in their right mind would wholeheartedly agree that shorts truly reign...
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Dobbs Residents Uncover “Passage to Narnia” Above Dorm Ceiling Tiles
By Spoke EIC
While attempting to "forge a closer bond" in their lofted beds, two roommates in Dobbs struck the roof so hard that the removable ceiling tiles...
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Ask Dooley: My Boyfriend Keeps Asking Me to Do the Challengers Costume with His Best Friend.
By Spoke EIC
Dear Dooley, With Halloweekend coming, I really wanted to do a couples’ costume with my boyfriend, since it is our first Halloween together. He shuts...
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DCT Files For Bankruptcy After Student Brings In Starbucks Instead Of Drinking Out Of The Soda Fountain
By Spoke EIC
Emory’s favorite (and only) dining hall, Dobbs Common Table, is closing only five years after its opening. Despite the daily stream of freshmen who have...
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Posts tagged as “Waka Flocka Flame”

Waka Flocka Flame loses hands, can only go moderate in da paint

Waka Flocka Flame loses hands, can only go moderate in da paint

October 18, 2018

Emory University is struck yet again by concert tragedy. This time, rather than the artist not showing up, the artist this year will just not show up whole. Waka Flocka Flame, the Homecoming Concert headliner, reported to the Student Programming…