Ask Dooley: My Boyfriend Keeps Asking Me to Do the Challengers Costume with His Best Friend.
By Spoke EIC
Dear Dooley, With Halloweekend coming, I really wanted to do a couples’ costume with my boyfriend, since it is our first Halloween together. He shuts...
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DCT Files For Bankruptcy After Student Brings In Starbucks Instead Of Drinking Out Of The Soda Fountain
By Spoke EIC
Emory’s favorite (and only) dining hall, Dobbs Common Table, is closing only five years after its opening. Despite the daily stream of freshmen who have...
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Battle for Asbury Circle Continues to Rage as Pre-Meds and B School Take Up Arms
By Spoke EIC
The hot afternoon sun has risen over Emory University. In the distance, chanting can be heard from the Bio Bridge as hundreds of pre-meds in...
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Op-Ed by Greg Fenves: Please Give Me Twenty Dollars
By Spoke EIC
One of the biggest plagues upon the modern American public is the cost of living crisis. This comes as no surprise to anyone who has...
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“You Can Hit Pedestrians Now,” Emory Transportation Department Announces
By Spoke EIC
In a much-anticipated announcement this past Monday, Emory Transportation and Parking Services announced that drivers and cyclists are now permitted to hit pedestrians on campus...
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Posts tagged as “Waka Flocka Flame”

Waka Flocka Flame loses hands, can only go moderate in da paint

Waka Flocka Flame loses hands, can only go moderate in da paint

October 18, 2018

Emory University is struck yet again by concert tragedy. This time, rather than the artist not showing up, the artist this year will just not show up whole. Waka Flocka Flame, the Homecoming Concert headliner, reported to the Student Programming…