Stop looking both ways before you cross the street. Just stop doing it. Look straight ahead and cross the road like the chicken that you are. Turning your neck is for pussies and rich assholes who pay full tuition. Walk…
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Thanksgiving is quickly approaching, which means internship season has officially begun. Goizuetta students are once again scrambling to find old white men to serve coffee to this summer. As most Emory students know, these old white men are extremely picky…
This Friday morning, the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity woke up to an unpleasant surprise. The lion statue standing proudly in front of their house had been defiled. Upon further investigation, it has been discovered that an anonymous member…