After several ineffective forums on his controversial support of the 3/5ths Compromise in Emory Magazine, James Wagner took a more “student-friendly” approach on Friday that he believes “finally diffused the whole situation”. Performing a stand-up set for HBO’s Def Comedy…
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A New Orleans jury has already decided this morning that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is not guilty of all 35 murders Ray Lewis committed during the 34 minute blackout of the XLVII Superbowl. While the prosecution originally had 40,000…
Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of shit came to him after he was attacked last semester…
Dear Emory Community: As you may know, I have recently achieved the status of “Best President Ever” by single-handedly raising the most money for Emory in its rich, albeit very awkward history. However now is not the time for us…