For the past month, Emory students have been enraptured by the beautiful, twentyish employees at Kaldis who give them $5 coffees each day. “Every time I get a coffee, I’m also catching up on the hijinks and romances of the…
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This report is brought to you by Vize Magazine. It’s dark, wherever we are. I can hardly see my hand in front of my face, let alone where I’m going. As I cautiously shuffle one foot in front of the…
Much to the annoyance of the thirty scientists who spent the past forty years attempting to reanimate him, John Emory will only talk about Domino’s pizza delivery and won’t shut up about how they stole his idea. When Emory revealed…
Willy, a rising sophomore at Emory, announced a completely new identity today for the upcoming semester. His new identity, “William”, will begin on the first day of school, which means everyone has to call him William now. Along with the…