It was a sad day for Emory Caucasian Hailey Schwartz when she got stir fry at the DCT for the first time and witnessed in horror that the chefs didn’t do any tricks while preparing her food. It was bewildering…
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The opening of the ESC has brought a new communal Gender Neutral bathroom to campus. However, some Emory students have expressed discomfort at using this bathroom as they might be in there while someone of a different gender is also…
It is common knowledge among us monolingual GER-seeking fucks that one should never perform too well on his placement exam, otherwise he may be exempt from the easy A of Elementary or Intermediate Spanish. For some reason, I was never…
Emory sophomore Thomas Greene walked backwards out of the admission building Thursday morning for the second time this month, moving backwards into the hell that is his existence as an Emory tour guide, and in a broader sense, as a…