It was a tough day for Junior Aiden Berger when he received an email from GroupMe stating that his account is being suspended due to complaints from fellow peers about his activities on the app, specifically texting “you up” to…
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This past week was big for SAE Senior Mahdahd Srich, as he reported having a big bowel movement this past weekend. The fidget spinner that Mahdahd was forced to eat during pledging had finally passed through his system. In an…
You’re 3 weeks steady with that Amber girl you matched with on Bumble. Things feel right: you both have airpods so it’s not awkward, she let you get to second base but not on the first go-around, and now you’re…
Recently, a program was hosted by Dobbs RA, Clea Torres for students to vajazzle themselves. At first, our reporters had no idea what this meant, but after researching online (incognito mode on, of course) investigators found a definition: Vajazzling (verb)…