On a campus full of (blindly) ambitious pre-professional students, Brandon Barge is frustrated at the lack of career paths that could complement his self-described “well roundedness.” In denial of his mediocrity, Barge has courageously set out to create a pre-9-to-5…
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According to Emory EMS, a choking incident in the DUCling last week turned into a disaster, courtesy of a group of cocky pre-meds. Eyewitnesses recall someone attempting CPR before giving up and putting the choking victim on their side in…
Intimidated by the 27 different kinds trash cans and recycling bins, Sunny Agave has taken an unconventional approach to sustainability. “I feel crushing guilt every day from living with such privileges and consuming excess nonrenewable resources, but hot damn I…
During Dooley’s week, Emory’s superior mascot seemed to be capable of shape shifting from day to day, leading many students to believe that Dooley is multiple students. Meanwhile, Sophomore Melanie Jefferson has a different take on this matter. As…