At 8:30 in the morning, early rising Emory students trudge through the DUC (I’m not fucking calling it the DCT, sorry freshmen) for the notorious best meal of “DUC Breakfast.” Which translates roughly to scrambled eggs that are mysteriously served…
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Picture this, it’s Friday night, you’re walking to a frat party, and your history professor just saw your entire nipple through the crop top you chose to wear in 30 degree weather. You think your wait in the cold is…
Every semester, dozens of young and promising future drug addicts decide to “unleash their potential” and rush AKPsi. For the pledges this means constantly wearing a suit and pin around campus (for some reason). But, for the rest of the…
We get it. You planned a week long tailgate, and now you feel entitled enough to wear your yellow shirt around campus every day until Sunday, but I’m here to ask you to PLEASE wash your fucking shirt. It’s Thursday…