Emergency personnel responded to a call from Harris Hall this morning concerning a devastating inferno ignited by the Druid Hills flame warlock, Ghur’moth. Several witnesses reported that Ghur’moth shouted, “Mortals! Tremble before me as I incinerate this residence hall with…
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(Update: Changed Raj’s quote at the end to reflect the actual quote & added video evidence to the caption.) (This a satirized account of Monday’s SGA meeting. SGA ultimately passed a controversial budget bill that harms us, SPC, and more.…
Dear Faithful Readers, Hi moms! Two editors from The Spoke helped with a documentary called DONJUAN.COM. It’s in a competition to win literally hundreds of dollars, tens of which could potentially enable one editor’s very apparent alcoholism (displayed in this…