Dear President Sterk, Hi, hope you’re well. I’ve got a funny story to share with you. So someone asked me how I was doing today, but, instead of responding with “Good, how are you?,” I couldn’t stop myself from saying: …
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As 2019 comes to a close, we here at the Spoke rounded up the best top ten lists to summarize the decade and put them in the best compilation format the internet has to offer: a numbered list. Top…
In an effort to production time and reduce costs, the Emory Wheel has made the decision to replace all writers with a room full of chimpanzees pounding on keyboards in the National Yerkes Primate Center. While the change left several…
ATTENTION: THIS MATTER OF PUBLIC HEALTH IS BROUGHT TO YOU ON BEHALF OF THE EMORY OFFICE OF HEALTH PROMOTION Early this morning, the Emory Office of Health Promotion (OHP) released a report recalling all “Free Condoms” distributed within the last…