Amid growing reports predicting a second snowstorm this week the Emory Administration has announced they are taking extra precautions and have purchased an emergency snowspoon. Feeling pressured by the state of Georgia’s emergency weather warning, the administration also discussed the…
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Emory Police Department officers recovered a record-breaking stockpile of Keystone Light from a Dobbs Hall speakeasy yesterday evening. The stash, worth an estimated $14 dollars, was discovered in a miniature rented refrigerator co-owned by freshmen Jake Cohen and Wayne Rodriguez.…
Emergency personnel responded to a call from Harris Hall this morning concerning a devastating inferno ignited by the Druid Hills flame warlock, Ghur’moth. Several witnesses reported that Ghur’moth shouted, “Mortals! Tremble before me as I incinerate this residence hall with…
The Student Government Association announced today that they will be assisting students in getting to the airport by providing free, one way MARTA passes. What do you think? “Can I get a free hug goodbye as well?” “Marta? Is that…