As Emory students from across the globe migrate back to campus, a new flock of baby eagles are getting oriented and overly enthused, aroused and unnecessarily herded. Last week at move-in, they were pushed out of the high school nest…
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Tensions are running high as the public frets over rumors of a Halloween purge led by the killer clowns stirring up trouble nationwide. In order to investigate the claim of the potential purge tonight, the Barnum & Bailey Clown College…
Adjusting to a roachly routine was perhaps one of the greatest hardships of Randy Griffith’s transformation from Emory student to Emory cockroach. As the sun rises in the early hours of the morning, Randy rolls out of the crumpled sock…
As announced by the head of Emory Dining last month, students on the unlimited meal plan will no longer be able to swipe their upperclassmen friends into the DUC. The news has garnered a wide variety of reactions from the…