Remember when everyone avoided our pool like the plague? I know you do. But now you have to avoid the actual plague like the plague. It isn’t as simple as avoiding our illegally made pool. Now you have to avoid sporting events, college classes, and even your own grandmother if you want her to live, so you can keep profiting off the twenty dollars she sends every birthday.
The memes were real funny. “SAE doesn’t clean their pool, you’ll get a disease if you go in!” you taunted. You ruined our darty season, no hot, bikini-laden freshman could be tricked into our pools anymore.
But who’s laughing now? As Corona ravages you and your families, our elite athlete lungs laugh with clear, unrestricted breath as we remember the joy you took in mocking our uncleaned pool. Now that your grand European vacation is cancelled, Hand-foot-mouth isn’t looking so bad anymore is it? Hand-foot-mouth is better than Lungs-worse lungs-worst lungs.
We bet you’d give anything to contract that rather than the virus you probably don’t even know you have yet.
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