Your alarm goes off. You (somehow) force yourself out of bed after a night of pointless drinking and drag your sad, hungover ass to your 9 am lecture looking somewhat presentable. Learning is out of the question today; you get…
The Emory Spoke
Ever had to testify in front of honor council? Yeah, uh me neither … but for those of you willing to put only a little bit on the line, here is a list of violations that when not pulled off,…
She’s sitting one row in front of you, ADPi tote draped over her chair, long blonde hair swishing as she laughs with her girlfriends. Her laptop is open to Urban Outfitters; she’s so smart, she doesn’t even need to pay…
A generous donation of five whole dollars has been anonymously granted to the Emory Art Department, which will now finally be able to afford a second paint brush and perhaps, even a tube of paint. Emory has long upheld a…