It’s a Friday night and you’re in a frat house. But this is not just any frat house. And this is not just any Friday night. Why is this night different from all other nights, you may ask? Well, my…
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There was widespread shock when the swim team first stepped into the newly erected Dobbs Common Table and observed the seating available, sources close to the situation confirmed. Swim team captain Jake Kuraly (19C, 6′ 5″) sent a letter this…
A recent scientific anomaly has left experts baffled after it was revealed that a student has apparently forgotten his name. The freshman, who does not wish to remain anonymous but seems to have no choice, visited Student Health Services on…
Emory students have been waiting with bated breath for zero-time Grammy winner Uncle Kracker’s performance at Homecoming this year, so much so that a large crowd of twenty-three students have been camped on the field for weeks to get the…