We get it. You planned a week long tailgate, and now you feel entitled enough to wear your yellow shirt around campus every day until Sunday, but I’m here to ask you to PLEASE wash your fucking shirt. It’s Thursday…
The Emory Spoke
Ladies, we all know what Pride is for: Instagram. But lately, those greedy, greedy gays have been trying to make it all about them. Sure, they look good marching on Peachtree in a display of unity, but with so many…
This Friday morning, the brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity woke up to an unpleasant surprise. The lion statue standing proudly in front of their house had been defiled. Upon further investigation, it has been discovered that an anonymous member…
The opening of the ESC has brought a new communal Gender Neutral bathroom to campus. However, some Emory students have expressed discomfort at using this bathroom as they might be in there while someone of a different gender is also…