With midterm season underway, many Emory students find themselves camped out in Woodruff Library, trying to cram half a semester’s worth of chemistry into their brains overnight. According to science or whatever, spending 12 hours at a time in a…
The Emory Spoke
It was a sad day for Emory Caucasian Hailey Schwartz when she got stir fry at the DCT for the first time and witnessed in horror that the chefs didn’t do any tricks while preparing her food. It was bewildering…
In an effort to production time and reduce costs, the Emory Wheel has made the decision to replace all writers with a room full of chimpanzees pounding on keyboards in the National Yerkes Primate Center. While the change left several…
Every semester, dozens of young and promising future drug addicts decide to “unleash their potential” and rush AKPsi. For the pledges this means constantly wearing a suit and pin around campus (for some reason). But, for the rest of the…