The Cox Dining Hall workers watched in awe as Sophomore Julia Garfield walked up to Freshens and bought a grilled chicken salad and a smoothie. What would normally be considered a nutritious and respectable choice during the semester, is now…
The Emory Spoke
At 8:30 in the morning, early rising Emory students trudge through the DUC (I’m not fucking calling it the DCT, sorry freshmen) for the notorious best meal of “DUC Breakfast.” Which translates roughly to scrambled eggs that are mysteriously served…
Recently, a program was hosted by Dobbs RA, Clea Torres for students to vajazzle themselves. At first, our reporters had no idea what this meant, but after researching online (incognito mode on, of course) investigators found a definition: Vajazzling (verb)…
We’ve all been there. You’re at a frat party — let’s say it’s Sig Chi — when you see a guy in a plaid button-down checking you out. It’s pretty close to closing time and all his friends have coupled…