As 2019 comes to a close, we here at the Spoke rounded up the best top ten lists to summarize the decade and put them in the best compilation format the internet has to offer: a numbered list. Top…
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Stop looking both ways before you cross the street. Just stop doing it. Look straight ahead and cross the road like the chicken that you are. Turning your neck is for pussies and rich assholes who pay full tuition. Walk…
DECEMBER 11, 2019—On what is clearly stated as Reading Day in the Emory 2019 Course Schedule, there have been multiple reports of professors holding “review sessions” at the same time and location at which their classes have been held all…
When they ask what you need help with, be as vague as possible and say things like “I just want to see if this flows” or “read my entire ten page paper and make sure my commas are ok.” …