In a surprising turn of events, Eagle Row fraternities have reportedly decided to give a shit about their pledges. “Run the Row” is a spectacle where boys who couldn’t hang with state school Greek Life trample over each other to…
The Emory Spoke
After conducting extensive research on finding the most controversial speaker that would finally make daddy notice them, the Emory Young Republicans were outraged when their chosen boomer showed up to their event with her head stuck up her ass. While…
Finals season is tough, but nothing gets most college students through it like a good friend. By good friend, they really mean the weak link in their suite that they can peer pressure to do whatever they want. This weak…
The holidays are a much-deserved break from the stress of class. At long last you can eat real food and ditch the typical finals diet of Adderall, coffee, and juul rips you’ve been sneaking the past four hours in the…