It’s almost Valentine’s Day! So all you losers in supposedly-committed relationships, situationships, budding romances, and everything in between need some date-spots to wow your current one and only! The Gender Neutral Bathroom If you can find one that isn’t already…
The Emory Spoke
I am floored. Shocked. Disappointed. This week I was planning on bringing you yet another fabulous recap of this past week’s biggest moments in pop culture, from the Superbowl (Shakira and JLo <3) to the Iowa Caucuses (no), to the…
I’m suing the Oscars because Andrew Garfield lost The Academy Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his performance as Eduardo Saverin in the 2010 film The Social Network, again. And when I die, I request that my…
We’re finished with our fourth week here at the fourth most depressed school in the country. Syllabus day is just a distant memory and that one dickhead professor is announcing his first exam. You told yourself that this Spring, you…